me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
friend: nah, i'm fine
me: *eating cookies*
friend: give me one
me: are you fuckin kidding with me
i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr
NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION