landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

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You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost.
Beau Taplin (A Most Unfortunate Truth)

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Always be kinder than you feel.
(via 5oak)

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

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f4me:

i only help mum unpack the groceries so i know what food she bought 

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indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

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