colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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alphabitches:

finding money in ur pocket like

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oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

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legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

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cyberpark:

mom: amazons flying delivery drone is here with your package

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me: what the fuck

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tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

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firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

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stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

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