illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

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me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
friend: nah, i'm fine
*arrives*
me: *eating cookies*
friend: give me one
me: are you fuckin kidding with me

hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

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(via greed)

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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imessaged:

joshpeck:

who is she


Who dat, who dat?L-Z-R-D

imessaged:

joshpeck:

who is she

Who dat, who dat?
L-Z-R-D

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(via greed)

telapathetic:

give me 4 years ill be hot

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